All Things Venus Michelle

Why is a woman like a bucket of KFC? coz once ur past the tender breast and the juicy thigh all u hav left is a greasy wet box to put ur bone in. HAHAHA !!!

Hey baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over your facebook?

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Christmas with m y nephew Nethanyel Oakes 2012    

*BAD EXPOSURE SHOWS THE CURVES*

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American Idol I can't believe that you guys really pulled it off.  I never would have thought that it could get any better than with   Simon Cowell   at the judges table. You didn't only replace Simon but you made it BETTER.... Who would have thought it possible.     Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler  what a brilliant move!   Lets not forget the Dog  Randy Jackson  .they seem to have great chemistry with one another, I really like the way they feed off each others energy. " I AM LOVING IT......!"  I have enjoyed watching the three of them working together, and I am looking forward to many more seasons with this panel of judges. I honestly thought this was the end of A.I.  But I am so glad that one of my all time favorite shows will go on. Amazing! ~Arrow Smith~ Wow one of the worlds great musical artist, I grew up rocking to his music, now 20 years later my 13 year old nephew is rocking...

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Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction. 

Nymphomaniac:  a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.

" A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.  The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out.  The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."

"Masturbation:  the primary sexual activity of mankind.  In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure."

"What you need to know about the past is that no matter what has happened, it has all worked together to bring you to this very moment.  And this is the moment you can choose to make everything new.  Right now ."